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[Roman]

The Web's Only Registry List of Alien Beings
Click Here And See Whose Name is on "The List!"

Hey, Guys--


It's an ambitious project. We're launching the  largest list of the names of extraterrestrials on planet Earth.  We want everyone on this list? From the most influential alien movers & shakers (like, say, Al Gore) to every small-time peon like YOU.


No offense. After all, it was a lackey, a scullion, an unenterprising drudge rambling down the superhighway towards "nowheresville" like yourself who founded the human race in the first place (Click HERE to learn  how).


Again, no offense. I'm sure someone like you would have founded a much better, more useful race. And one less stinky.


Anyway, we want you, & everyone just like you, to join "The List." Yes, I know I inadvertently insulted you. But please forgive me? Just a "low caffeine" moment. Please, sign "The List." It's easy! Simply:

[li]Become a Board Member-  Sign up in less than 2 mins.                                                                                                                                                                                [/li]


[li]Post  to this board topic, with  your
name, home town & country   (if you prefer, just "Instant Message" me with the info.)[/b][/li]

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This is a big deal? A first of it's kind! We'll be advertising &  promoting this list on websites all over the world!


That means, even losers like yourself will be...


Oops. Once again, sorry. Even "movers & shakers" like yourself (and Al Gore and HW. Bush), will forever be immortalized together, & celebrated as the "Alien Nation" that you are.


Sounds cool, doesn't it? Post your name  today!


-- Roman


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[Pete]

Please add my name:

Pete Dickey
"Kailua Town"
USA

[Est]

Esther Bedlion, Gresham, USA

[Rich]

Hey
Count this "loser" in  Rich Griffin (no relationship to Peter  )
Sacramento CA

[Vader]

V. Stewart
Holbrook

[FatherTime]

'Add me to your list as well...'

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"FatherTime"

Panama City, Florida

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[Roman]

'Add me to your list as well...'

   

Hi, FatherTime, & Welcome to UfoPals--

Oh, and just to clarify--  The "List" you're asking to be added to is the one of extraterrestrials on earth, right?[/size] Not the list of humans slated for the forced labor camp?

To be on the safe side, I've added you to both.

Cheers!  -- Roman[/font]

[Est]

Hey!

I checked but I can't find  Roger from "American Dad" on THE LIST.  Dr. ZOIDBERG is there, so shouldn't Roger be?

[Roman]

I checked but I can't find  Roger from "American Dad" on THE LIST.

Thanks for the tip. We had considered him,  but we're not sure he's legit. Rumor is the alien-thing is just a cover?  We hear he's really the ghost of Paul Lynde.

Cheers! -- Roman[/size]

[Bruno]

 Re: Roger from "American Dad": [/size]

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we're not sure he's legit. Rumor is the alien-thing is just a cover?? We hear he's really the ghost of Paul Lynde.
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Dude, are you sure about that? Roger is a helluva lot funnier than Paul Lynde ever was.? Hell, Roger can fart funnier ? than? anything? that ever came out of Paul Lynde?s mouth.

[Roman]

Re: Roger from "American Dad": [/size]

 
Dude, are you sure about that? Roger is a helluva lot funnier than Paul Lynde ever was. [/color]

Good point. Paul Lynde had attitude up the beaucoup-- But it just goes to show you, attitude?s only funny up to a point--  You?ve got to actually have something funny to say! Are you listening  Trey Parker & Matt Stone?

And, FYI--  In my language, ?Dude? roughly translates to: ?One who I?m strangely attracted to.?  Just to let you know. And if that?s really what you meant--  Well, thank you, but I don?t swing that way.

?Not that there?s anything wrong with that??

As Always,
Roman

[Bruno]

  Well, thank you, but I don?t swing that way.
?Not that there?s anything wrong with that??

"... No, no, of course not! People's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own..."

[Ayada]

Actually I am not sure if i descend from aliens but I seem not to have the same mental patterns that normal humans do. I have been accused of being Autistic but I do not have a speech impediment plus I am an "Honor Roll Student" in Eleventh Grade. These are not normal of a common mentally challenged human, even if the human is high Functioning. So just add me to the list.

Andy "Ayada" Hutzell
Pennsylvania, USA

[Roman]

I am not sure if i descend from aliens but I seem not to have the same mental patterns that normal humans do.

Hey, Ayada--

Your hunch was correct? We just "scanned" you (Sorry, guess I should have asked if you minded first. Old habits die hard.) and our analysis shows that there's not a bit of human in you!

Looks like your people hail from Chinapster, with a bit of Googlarian thrown into the mix? Not a bit of Saukoulian in you, I'm happy to report.

You might want to check with your parents about all this. Either they're "one of us"  or you were adopted!

You can find a little info about the fate of  your ancestrial world, Chinapster, if you Click Here.

And WELCOME to the board, Ayada. BTW, what's the origin of your nickname?

Cheers!  -- Roman

[Ayada]

The term "ayada" was created in a human conversation. I was just making frustrated sounds and the term was one of the sounds. Since it sounded more like a word than the other sounds, I decided to keep it as a word of my own. When I was thinking of something to call myself other than a popular figure or myself, that came to mind.
Oh, it was fine to do the "scan".