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AURIEN
— Western Australia
"
AZH
"
— Home Planet: Mercury.
Currently: London, UK,Reasonic Lodge.
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BANISHER
— Destroyer of All Life forms
(yet surprisingly not all that bad a guy).
BECK
(Bek David Campbell)
— Musician, Songwriter,
Multi-Instrumentalist.
Esther BEDLION
— Oregon, USA.
Art BELL
— Undercover Agent; Under The Guise Of A
Radio Personality, Identifies & Tracks Human Witnesses To Our
Activities, Facilitating Their Capture For Memory Alteration.
BJORK
— Sound Wave Artist. Home
World: Iccelandica 7
Alex BLAGG
— The Most
Popular Blogger
In The Known Galaxy, &
Award-Winning
Comedian
.
David BLAINE
— Street Magician. Claims He's
From
Chinapster
, But That Planet's Recent Destruction
Makes Verification Impossible. Many Believe He's
Googlarian
, Which Would Explain Apparent Time/Space
Manipulation Abilities.
David BOWIE
— Pop Musician.
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H.W. "George" BUSH
— A
Saukoul
, & Former U.S. President. His
Relationship With Human Female (Barbara Pierce Bush) Resulted In Permanent
Exile From
Commonwealth
For Violation Of
Great Council Directive:
"Don't Touch."
Roman CABANA
— Rank: Sector Commander,
Quadrant
VII
Assignment:
Lead Commonwealth Officer,
Mission:PRIME
Bio:
Assumed Current Earth-Based Command When
The
Great
Council
Stripped The Nortorious Sakhoul
Commander
Petra Sateen
Of Both His Rank & Head.
Home Planet:
Proboscidea
Distinctions:
One of the few graduates of the
prestigious
Database
University
, the
Google
Empire's
school of "Absolute Knowledge" that
exists entirely within an alternate binary
universe.
Learn more about
Roman
Here
Jim CAREY
— Actor, USA
CAZZY
the Alien Blues Dude
—
Woodstock Area, NY, USA
a Fictional
CHARACTER —Pennsylvania, USA
Julia CHILD
— Chef, TV Personality (Retired from the field, has returned to home
world)
C
ONBRAND
T
—
Author Laureate
of Galactic Sector:
bcdg
, currently stationed: Nottingham, England
Chris DAUGHETY
—New Jersey, USA
Lady
DEMENTIA —
Orlando,
Florida
Pete
DICKEY
— Hawaii, USA
D
ONNY
the Toontown
Play
er — Huntington, West Virginia,
USA
ESTEBAN — Skilled Infomercial
Artist
"
FatherTime
" — Panama City, Florida,
USA
Al GORE
— Mission Commander, The Ranking
Yahooian
Stationed On Earth, Former U.S. Vice
President, Developer of the Internet, A Symbiotic Being. As A Young Human,
Was Unwittingly Fitted With His
Yahooian
Host As Part Of A Field
Experiment Conducted By Dr.
Josef Mengele's Research
Lab.
G
WENN
E
—
Honor Student, Gigantic University's
School of Disruptive
Studies
. Currently stationed: South-Western
Canada
HairBear
— Intergalactic Pirate, The Seven Seas
P
atrick HANRAHAN
— Portland, OR.
Fred HOBART
—
Australia
Andy "Ayada"
HUTZELL
— Pennsylvania,
USA
Donald JOHANSON
— Paleoanthropologist;
Director, Institute
of Indigenous Species Origins
,
Gigantic
University ;
Google Database
University Chair In
Human Orgins.
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Ted KOPPEL — T V (
ABCNEWS
) Anchor, USA
B
rad LANSKY
— Shanghai Spaceport, Democratic Republic of
China
Shannon MEDICI — Oregon,
USA
Josef MENGELE —
(Deceased) Former Lead Science
Officer, Operated Notorious Human Abduction & Medical Research Lab.
His Research Facility Shut Down By
Great Council
Directive XX1 In
(Earth Year) 1994. Died In 1996 In Freak Accident— Had Biogenetically
Altered Himself To Resemble Earth Indigenous
Sus scrofa
domesticus .
While Vacationing Planetside Accidently Ended Up In Illinois
Slaughterhouse That Provides Protein Products For Humans' Fast Food
Industry.
Amy Lee
MIDNIGHT —
Santa Ana, Ghoulifornia
Reggie MILLER —
Undercover Agent, Has Infiltrated A Warior Caste Known As The Indiana
Pacers
Dasha MORAZ —
Colorado, USA
Steve "Bruno" MOREHOUSE — Oregon,
USA
Pierre M.
OMIDYAR — Galactic Internet
Entrepreneur. Recently
Established & Refined A Commerce Portal On Earth In Anticipation Of
The Coming Rush Of Intergalactic Tourists. Currently A Treasure Trove
For Finding Earthling Curios.
Maya
PAPPS
— Conventry,
England.
Evil
PAUL
— Evil
Rock, California
H. Ross
PEROT — Corporate Executive,
Politician (Temporarily
reassigned to Tropicus.)
PRINCE
(aka "The Artist formerly known
as O(+>
") (Birth name: Prince Rogers
Nelson)
—
Minnesota (go figure!) USA
RAGNAR
— Future Destroyer of Earth,
Homeland: Monkey Jungle
Mr. Myron REDUCTO
— Evil Supervillain,
R
ugby, North
Dakota
Tony ROBBINS — Self-Help
Guru, USA
Karl ROVE
—
U.S. Overlord. Home World: Hell.
SATAN
— Prince of Darkness (Self
Proclaimed).
Home World: Hell. Does Not
Recognize Great Council Jurisdiction. Considered Armed &
Dangerous.
Warren SHARP
—
t
he
planet Nibiru
Ted SILVERS — Kansas,
USA
Chris SIMONS
—
Sydney, Australia
Ol' SMOKEY
—
Illinois, USA
Rank:
Mission Commander
A BioMerge being. Ol' Smokey is a biogentic merging of a pig
(Sus
scrofa domesticus)
with a
Comet Cleansweep
V.
vacuum cleaner. The pig
was inadvertently rescued from an Illinois slaughterhouse. The
Comet
Cleansweep V
is widely regarded as the
most efficient vacuum cleaner model, perhaps even the zenith of
mechanical technology, the galaxy has ever known
Distinctions:
His mechanical voicebox is
incapable of communicating emotional inflection. He conveys feelings
through programed incidental music from three major
Commonwealth
worlds. Interestingly, humans
find these musical forms so intensely grating, they can not stand to be
in the same room with Smokey.
Learn more about Ol' Smokey
Here
V. STEWART
—
Arizona, USA
THEMNAX
of Lananara
—
L
ow-Person of the
Council of Low Persons of the
universe
Judith WATT
—
Delaware, USA
S
tephen
WIGH
T
— Home
System:
18
Scorpii
(Salee'otar). Currently stationed:
St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada
Founder,
New
Voyages News, Space Tourism News:
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My Web Site
Mark WISEMAN
—
Indiana, USA
WorldDOMINATION
—
Cydonia, USA
X.A.N.A.
— Evil Supercomputer,
Leader
of All Viruses
: Huntington, USA
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for
My Web
Site or
X
.A.N.A.'s
Creato
r
— a
Very
Mysterious Person,
Creator of X.A.N.A.
Matthew
ZarthBogNa
tma
nnaing
plog neghjoglagla (call me
"ZARTH")
—
Winchester, England. Home World: Narglad
.
Z
OEY
— Surrey,
UK.
Dr. John ZOIDBERG
— Animated Doctor, Home World: Decapod
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